From 3fae06747c7e9471173fd542a95d7a8a6bf376a0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Zott820 Date: Sun, 1 Dec 2013 22:37:10 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Added extra end Periods Fixed a lot of missing end periods. Improved consistency of cat dialogue. --- js/stories.js | 50 +++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------- 1 file changed, 25 insertions(+), 25 deletions(-) diff --git a/js/stories.js b/js/stories.js index 1ae1d7b..b17331f 100644 --- a/js/stories.js +++ b/js/stories.js @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ var messages = { "CannotBuyTurkey" : ["Me: I barely have time for ONE turkey, let alone TWO!"], "NoMoney" : ["Me: I can't afford this!"], "BuyTurkeyFirst" : ["Me: I should buy a turkey first!"], - "EmptyOven" : ["Me: Ah, the oven is already preheated..."], + "EmptyOven" : ["Me: I'll start cooking once I get a turkey."], "OpenDoor" :["Me: I should probably try opening the oven door to measure the turkey's temperature"] } @@ -17,8 +17,8 @@ var terrible = [ "Mom: No thanks, I'm actually a vegetarian.", "Brother: Who taught you how to cook?", "Brother: What an awful turkey.", -"Girlfriend: I'm leaving you honey. It's not you, its the turkey.", -"Cat: Meow Meow ('Get out of my house!')"]; +"Girlfriend: I'm leaving you honey. It's not you, it's the turkey.", +"Cat: Meow Meow (Get out of my house!)"]; //Subpar Results var subPar = [ @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ var subPar = [ "Mom: You are welcome here no matter how well you cook.", "Mom: Honey, I think this turkey could have turned out better.", "Brother: Uhh, What's for dessert?", -"Brother: We should get a pre-baked turkey next time", +"Brother: We should get a pre-baked turkey next time.", "Girlfriend: Hey, the cat seems to like it.", "Girlfriend: We'll have to go to some cooking classes together.", "Cat: Hisssssss"]; @@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ var average = [ "Mom: Tastes better than store cooked turkeys.", "Brother: This is way better than I expected.", "Girlfriend: Not bad.", -"Cat: Meow meow ('I may not leave a present in your shoes today')"]; +"Cat: Meow meow (I may not leave a present in your shoes today)"]; //Great Results var great = [ @@ -55,10 +55,10 @@ var great = [ "Grandma: Most enjoyable dinner. Now, who wants baked apples?", "Dad: Good and meaty, mmm-mmm!", "Mom: The second best turkey I have ever had!", -"Mom: You should teach me your secrets", +"Mom: You should teach me your secrets.", "Brother: Way to go, this turkey is fantastic.", "Girlfriend: Oh, what a nice turkey.", -"Cat: Meow MEOW! ('I am pleased, human')"]; +"Cat: Meow MEOW! (I am pleased, human)"]; //Perfect Results var perfect = [ @@ -219,7 +219,7 @@ var story = { "Mom: Did you stay the whole time? I could not see myself walking out. I would feel too embarrassed about the whole audience staring at me.", "Spouse: It isn't that hard, you just treat it like you are headed to the bathroom. Except you never come back.", "Spouse: But yes, we did leave early, so we'll have to check the rest of the movie on DVD, or see it in theatres when it officially releases.", -"Mom: Good thing the staff didn't send a search party for you. Maybe you fell into the toilet", +"Mom: Good thing the staff didn't send a search party for you. Maybe you fell into the toilet.", "Spouse: Haha", "Dad: Say, what was the title of the movie?", "Spouse: 'Randy Staples Shares the Pain.' We saw all the build up, but missed the payoff.", @@ -279,14 +279,14 @@ var story = { "Girlfriend: The free boba promotion ended at 8PM, and it was already 10!", "Mom: Aww, that's too bad", "Girlfriend: I decided to get a drink anyways.", -"Girlfriend: But when I ordered, the worker said 'Would you like to try one of our free drinks?', and motioned towards the sign", +"Girlfriend: But when I ordered, the worker said 'Would you like to try one of our free drinks?', and motioned towards the sign.", "Girlfriend: 'Sure!', Then he asked [Player] what [GenderPronoun] wanted.", "Girlfriend: So we both got a full-sized free drink!", "Mom: What flavor did you get? I assume there are flavors of boba?", "Girlfriend: Yes, there are. I ordered Strawberry. It tasted ok, but was really missing that strawberry flavor.", "Girlfriend: The worker asked how they were, and well Mom, you raised me to be an honest individual, so it was lacking in flavor.", "Girlfriend: So the worker says, 'Alright, let me make you another one'", -"Girlfriend: He makes me a completely new boba drink, while letting me keep the old one to drink. At this point I haven't even paid for anything yet", +"Girlfriend: He makes me a completely new boba drink, while letting me keep the old one to drink. At this point I haven't even paid for anything yet.", "Dad: That's just good customer service. Since this place is new, he is trying to build up customer relations.", "Girlfriend: True, but I feel like it got a little out of hand. The next drink also lacked the strawberry flavor. The worker said it is probably because of the syrup.", "Girlfriend: He then proceeded to make another drink, still free, using fresh strawberries in lieu of the syrup flavoring.", @@ -346,7 +346,7 @@ var story = { "Grandpa: Enjoy your fandangled self-driving cars, if they ever come.", "Grandpa: In the 1960s they used to say we'd have flying cars in the 2000s, but you don't see that now.", "Brother: Maybe in my generation. First the self-driving cars, then the flying ones.", -"Cat: Meow (and then the world!)"], +"Cat: Meow (And then the world!)"], "Brother recounts a hockey game he saw recently, and his friend has to go to the hospital": ["Brother: Yo, I watched a hockey game recently. There were cheap group tickets, so a bunch of my friends jumped on it to watch the game.", @@ -439,13 +439,13 @@ var story = { "Grandpa: All puffed up like a great big frog", "Grandpa: Sneaked up close and stuck him with a wire", "Grandpa: And he just went poof like an old flat tire.", -"Grandpa: took his hide and hung it on a tree,", -"Grandpa: and he said 'hey don't do that to me' ", -"Grandpa: so I took it on home to my mother in law", +"Grandpa: Took his hide and hung it on a tree,", +"Grandpa: And he said 'hey don't do that to me' ", +"Grandpa: So I took it on home to my mother in law", "Grandpa: She threw me outside with the Turkey in the Straw", "Grandma: Oooooh Adolf Hitler grabbed a tail, ", "Grandma: And he hung right on with tooth and nail, ", -"Grandma: and he saw what he had and he began to swear, ", +"Grandma: And he saw what he had and he began to swear, ", "Grandma: On the end of the tail was a Russian bear, ", "Grandpa: The old bear growled and started in to shake, ", "Grandma: Adolf knew he'd made a big mistake.", @@ -453,7 +453,7 @@ var story = { "Grandma: Now they have a new dance called Hitler in the snow. ", "Grandpa: Wow, I didn't know you knew that one. ", "Grandma: Word travels fast on the front. Just don't let the officers hear you singing it or they'll whoop your ass faster than you can say vodka. ", -"Grandpa: Advice to keep close at heart. "], +"Grandpa: Advice to keep close at heart."], "Dad Tells a Bad Dad Joke": ["Dad: Hey guys, what's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?", @@ -467,7 +467,7 @@ var story = { "Girlfriend: Aww, come on Dad. That's terrible.", "Grandma: Is this a joke?", "Dad: Yes Mom,", -"Grandma: Well, what do you mean 'key' .", +"Grandma: Well, what do you mean 'key'.", "Dad: A 'key', something that is of vital importance.", "Grandma: hmmm, ok. I think I get it.", "Dad: Ok...."], @@ -482,19 +482,19 @@ var story = { "Cat: Meow", "Mom: Look at it, poor thing wants some turkey!", "Cat: Meow", -"Cat: (Translation) If you turn the oven past 1000 degrees, something fun happens!"], +"Cat: (If you turn the oven past 1000 degrees, something fun happens!)"], "Cat Story II": ["Cat: Meow Meow Meow!", "Mom: What is it, sweetie?", "Cat: Meow Meow Meow!", -"Cat: (Translation) Why aren't we cooking fish? I want fish for dinner.", +"Cat: (Why aren't we cooking fish? I want fish for dinner.)", "Mom: Yes sweetie, that's an oven with a turkey inside! We're going to have a nice dinner.", "Cat: Meow", -"Cat: (Translation) It's like you don't love me anymore.", +"Cat: (It's like you don't love me anymore.)", "Mom: It'll be done very soon, I promise! You can have a few bites.", "Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow!", -"Cat: (Translation) I don't want turkey, I want fish!"], +"Cat: (I don't want turkey, I want fish!)"], "Mom Talks About Her Bathroom Policy and her Students": @@ -604,10 +604,10 @@ var story = { "Turkey: Male turkeys like their snood intact to attract a mate, and for dominance. Be kind to your turkey. Do not lose the snood."], "Turkey Fact - Cat Puns": -["Turkey: Gobble Gobble. I suppose it is too late to ask you not to eat me. But is it too late to ask for you to kick that cat of yours?", +["Turkey: Gobble Gobble. I suppose it is too late to ask you not to eat me. But is it too late to ask for you to kick that cat?", "Cat: Hey Turkey, it has been a long time. I see you're dead.", "Turkey: Kasey, how dare you speak to me. First, you steal my plans for world domination and now you gloat at my passing. For shame.", -"Cat: It isn't my fault you taste so delicious. I'm going to delight in eating your flesh. Maybe if I beg enough they may give me your head on a platter", +"Cat: It isn't my fault you taste so delicious. I'm going to delight in eating your flesh. Maybe if I beg enough they may give me your head on a platter.", "Turkey: Oooh, don't get me fired up.", "Cat: Meow meow meow! The oven is doing that quite nicely.", "Turkey: Ga-Gobble!", @@ -656,8 +656,8 @@ var story = { "Turkey: That's because a group of turkeys is called a gang.", "Turkey: A turkey group may also be called a rafter.", "Turkey: I'm more of a kayaker personally.", -"Cat: Get meowta here", -"Turkey: That pun was fowl", +"Cat: Get meowta here.", +"Turkey: That pun was fowl.", "Cat: Purrrsonally, not as bad as yours.", "Turkey: Gobble Gobble"]