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var messages = { |
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"Null":["Me: "], |
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"KitchenInitial" : ["Me: I need to buy a turkey..."], |
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"CannotBuyTurkey" : ["Me: I've barely have time for ONE turkey, let alone TWO!"], |
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"NoMoney" : ["Me: I can't afford this!"], |
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"BuyTurkeyFirst" : ["Me: I should buy a turkey first!"], |
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"BrokenLight" : ["Me: Hmm... the oven light appears to be broken..."], |
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"EmptyOven" : ["Me: Ah, the oven is already preheated..."], |
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"OpenDoor" :["Me: Hmm... I should probably try opening the oven door to measure the turkey's temperature"] |
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} |
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var story = { |
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"PaintStory" : ["Brother: Hey Grandpa, I've got a funny story about that primer you gave me", |
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"Grandpa: You'll have to remind me, again, my memory isn't too good in my old age", |
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"Brother: Well, you gave me some primer to redo my room.", |
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"Mom: How is that going? Last I heard you had the priming done", |
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"Brother: Yup. Well, almost. I still have a mess to clean up", |
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"Mom : What happened?", |
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"Brother: Well, this can of primer was pretty old. And I guess it rusted on the bottom. So I prep everything, and get the primer can lid taken off, and start going to town on the wall. Then, I start feeling some wetness on my pants. I look down and there are primer drops all over my pants.", |
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"Dad: Why were you holding the paint bucket though. Don't you just pour it in a roller pan and do it that way like I taught you?", |
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"Brother: Well yes, but I was also cutting the edges, like you taught me. And that was easier with the paint bucket in my hand. Or so I thought...", |
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"Brother: Right. Well, umm so I quickly put the paint can down in the roller pan, seee, that I had nearby, and as I turned around to go clean myself off with some paper towels, I noticed a drip line all the way from the garage.", |
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"Brother: That's not good. So I dashed for the towels, and tried to soak up as much as possible. And well.. yeah So, in the future, I probably won't go for your primer Grandpa.", |
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"Grandpa: ..."] |
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}; |