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Added extra end Periods

Fixed a lot of missing end periods. Improved consistency of cat dialogue.
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Zott820 11 years ago
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js/stories.js

@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ var messages = {
"CannotBuyTurkey" : ["Me: I barely have time for ONE turkey, let alone TWO!"], "CannotBuyTurkey" : ["Me: I barely have time for ONE turkey, let alone TWO!"],
"NoMoney" : ["Me: I can't afford this!"], "NoMoney" : ["Me: I can't afford this!"],
"BuyTurkeyFirst" : ["Me: I should buy a turkey first!"], "BuyTurkeyFirst" : ["Me: I should buy a turkey first!"],
"EmptyOven" : ["Me: Ah, the oven is already preheated..."], "EmptyOven" : ["Me: I'll start cooking once I get a turkey"],
"OpenDoor" :["Me: I should probably try opening the oven door to measure the turkey's temperature"] "OpenDoor" :["Me: I should probably try opening the oven door to measure the turkey's temperature"]
} }
@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ var terrible = [
"Brother: Who taught you how to cook?", "Brother: Who taught you how to cook?",
"Brother: What an awful turkey.", "Brother: What an awful turkey.",
"Spouse: I'm leaving you honey. It's not you, its the turkey.", "Spouse: I'm leaving you honey. It's not you, its the turkey.",
"Cat: Meow Meow ('Get out of my house!')"]; "Cat: Meow Meow (Get out of my house!)"];
//Subpar Results //Subpar Results
var subPar = [ var subPar = [
@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ var subPar = [
"Mom: You are welcome here no matter how well you cook.", "Mom: You are welcome here no matter how well you cook.",
"Mom: Honey, I think this turkey could have turned out better.", "Mom: Honey, I think this turkey could have turned out better.",
"Brother: Uhh, What's for dessert?", "Brother: Uhh, What's for dessert?",
"Brother: We should get a pre-baked turkey next time", "Brother: We should get a pre-baked turkey next time.",
"Spouse: Hey, the cat seems to like it.", "Spouse: Hey, the cat seems to like it.",
"Spouse: We'll have to go to some cooking classes together.", "Spouse: We'll have to go to some cooking classes together.",
"Cat: Hisssssss"]; "Cat: Hisssssss"];
@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ var average = [
"Mom: Tastes better than store cooked turkeys.", "Mom: Tastes better than store cooked turkeys.",
"Brother: This is way better than I expected.", "Brother: This is way better than I expected.",
"Spouse: Not bad.", "Spouse: Not bad.",
"Cat: Meow meow ('I may not leave a present in your shoes today')"]; "Cat: Meow meow (I may not leave a present in your shoes today)"];
//Great Results //Great Results
var great = [ var great = [
@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ var great = [
"Mom: You should teach me your secrets", "Mom: You should teach me your secrets",
"Brother: Way to go, this turkey is fantastic.", "Brother: Way to go, this turkey is fantastic.",
"Spouse: Oh, what a nice turkey.", "Spouse: Oh, what a nice turkey.",
"Cat: Meow MEOW! ('I am pleased, human')"]; "Cat: Meow MEOW! (I am pleased, human)"];
//Perfect Results //Perfect Results
var perfect = [ var perfect = [
@ -219,7 +219,7 @@ var story = {
"Mom: Did you stay the whole time? I could not see myself walking out. I would feel too embarrassed about the whole audience staring at me.", "Mom: Did you stay the whole time? I could not see myself walking out. I would feel too embarrassed about the whole audience staring at me.",
"Spouse: It isn't that hard, you just treat it like you are headed to the bathroom. Except you never come back.", "Spouse: It isn't that hard, you just treat it like you are headed to the bathroom. Except you never come back.",
"Spouse: But yes, we did leave early, so we'll have to check the rest of the movie on DVD, or see it in theatres when it officially releases.", "Spouse: But yes, we did leave early, so we'll have to check the rest of the movie on DVD, or see it in theatres when it officially releases.",
"Mom: Good thing the staff didn't send a search party for you. Maybe you fell into the toilet", "Mom: Good thing the staff didn't send a search party for you. Maybe you fell into the toilet.",
"Spouse: Haha", "Spouse: Haha",
"Dad: Say, what was the title of the movie?", "Dad: Say, what was the title of the movie?",
"Spouse: 'Randy Staples Shares the Pain.' We saw all the build up, but missed the payoff.", "Spouse: 'Randy Staples Shares the Pain.' We saw all the build up, but missed the payoff.",
@ -279,14 +279,14 @@ var story = {
"Spouse: The free boba promotion ended at 8PM, and it was already 10!", "Spouse: The free boba promotion ended at 8PM, and it was already 10!",
"Mom: Aww, that's too bad", "Mom: Aww, that's too bad",
"Spouse: I decided to get a drink anyways.", "Spouse: I decided to get a drink anyways.",
"Spouse: But when I ordered, the worker said 'Would you like to try one of our free drinks?', and motioned towards the sign", "Spouse: But when I ordered, the worker said 'Would you like to try one of our free drinks?', and motioned towards the sign.",
"Spouse: 'Sure!', Then he asked [Player] what [GenderPronoun] wanted.", "Spouse: 'Sure!', Then he asked [Player] what [GenderPronoun] wanted.",
"Spouse: So we both got a full-sized free drink!", "Spouse: So we both got a full-sized free drink!",
"Mom: What flavor did you get? I assume there are flavors of boba?", "Mom: What flavor did you get? I assume there are flavors of boba?",
"Spouse: Yes, there are. I ordered Strawberry. It tasted ok, but was really missing that strawberry flavor.", "Spouse: Yes, there are. I ordered Strawberry. It tasted ok, but was really missing that strawberry flavor.",
"Spouse: The worker asked how they were, and well Mom, you raised me to be an honest individual, so it was lacking in flavor.", "Spouse: The worker asked how they were, and well Mom, you raised me to be an honest individual, so it was lacking in flavor.",
"Spouse: So the worker says, 'Alright, let me make you another one'", "Spouse: So the worker says, 'Alright, let me make you another one'",
"Spouse: He makes me a completely new boba drink, while letting me keep the old one to drink. At this point I haven't even paid for anything yet", "Spouse: He makes me a completely new boba drink, while letting me keep the old one to drink. At this point I haven't even paid for anything yet.",
"Dad: That's just good customer service. Since this place is new, he is trying to build up customer relations.", "Dad: That's just good customer service. Since this place is new, he is trying to build up customer relations.",
"Spouse: True, but I feel like it got a little out of hand. The next drink also lacked the strawberry flavor. The worker said it is probably because of the syrup.", "Spouse: True, but I feel like it got a little out of hand. The next drink also lacked the strawberry flavor. The worker said it is probably because of the syrup.",
"Spouse: He then proceeded to make another drink, still free, using fresh strawberries in lieu of the syrup flavoring.", "Spouse: He then proceeded to make another drink, still free, using fresh strawberries in lieu of the syrup flavoring.",
@ -346,7 +346,7 @@ var story = {
"Grandpa: Enjoy your fandangled self-driving cars, if they ever come.", "Grandpa: Enjoy your fandangled self-driving cars, if they ever come.",
"Grandpa: In the 1960s they used to say we'd have flying cars in the 2000s, but you don't see that now.", "Grandpa: In the 1960s they used to say we'd have flying cars in the 2000s, but you don't see that now.",
"Brother: Maybe in my generation. First the self-driving cars, then the flying ones.", "Brother: Maybe in my generation. First the self-driving cars, then the flying ones.",
"Cat: Meow (and then the world!)"], "Cat: Meow (And then the world!)"],
"Brother recounts a hockey game he saw recently, and his friend has to go to the hospital": "Brother recounts a hockey game he saw recently, and his friend has to go to the hospital":
["Brother: Yo, I watched a hockey game recently. There were cheap group tickets, so a bunch of my friends jumped on it to watch the game.", ["Brother: Yo, I watched a hockey game recently. There were cheap group tickets, so a bunch of my friends jumped on it to watch the game.",
@ -439,21 +439,21 @@ var story = {
"Grandpa: All puffed up like a great big frog", "Grandpa: All puffed up like a great big frog",
"Grandpa: Sneaked up close and stuck him with a wire", "Grandpa: Sneaked up close and stuck him with a wire",
"Grandpa: And he just went poof like an old flat tire.", "Grandpa: And he just went poof like an old flat tire.",
"Grandpa: took his hide and hung it on a tree,", "Grandpa: Took his hide and hung it on a tree,",
"Grandpa: and he said 'hey don't do that to me' ", "Grandpa: And he said 'hey don't do that to me' ",
"Grandpa: so I took it on home to my mother in law", "Grandpa: So I took it on home to my mother in law",
"Grandpa: She threw me outside with the Turkey in the Straw", "Grandpa: She threw me outside with the Turkey in the Straw",
"Grandma: Oooooh Adolf Hitler grabbed a tail, ", "Grandma: Oooooh Adolf Hitler grabbed a tail,",
"Grandma: And he hung right on with tooth and nail, ", "Grandma: And he hung right on with tooth and nail,",
"Grandma: and he saw what he had and he began to swear, ", "Grandma: and he saw what he had and he began to swear,",
"Grandma: On the end of the tail was a Russian bear, ", "Grandma: On the end of the tail was a Russian bear,",
"Grandpa: The old bear growled and started in to shake, ", "Grandpa: The old bear growled and started in to shake,",
"Grandma: Adolf knew he'd made a big mistake.", "Grandma: Adolf knew he'd made a big mistake.",
"Grandpa: He tried to hang on and he tried to let go ", "Grandpa: He tried to hang on and he tried to let go ",
"Grandma: Now they have a new dance called Hitler in the snow. ", "Grandma: Now they have a new dance called Hitler in the snow. ",
"Grandpa: Wow, I didn't know you knew that one. ", "Grandpa: Wow, I didn't know you knew that one. ",
"Grandma: Word travels fast on the front. Just don't let the officers hear you singing it or they'll whoop your ass faster than you can say vodka. ", "Grandma: Word travels fast on the front. Just don't let the officers hear you singing it or they'll whoop your ass faster than you can say vodka. ",
"Grandpa: Advice to keep close at heart. "], "Grandpa: Advice to keep close at heart."],
"Dad Tells a Bad Dad Joke": "Dad Tells a Bad Dad Joke":
["Dad: Hey guys, what's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?", ["Dad: Hey guys, what's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?",
@ -467,7 +467,7 @@ var story = {
"Spouse: Aww, come on Dad. That's terrible.", "Spouse: Aww, come on Dad. That's terrible.",
"Grandma: Is this a joke?", "Grandma: Is this a joke?",
"Dad: Yes Mom,", "Dad: Yes Mom,",
"Grandma: Well, what do you mean 'key' .", "Grandma: Well, what do you mean 'key'.",
"Dad: A 'key', something that is of vital importance.", "Dad: A 'key', something that is of vital importance.",
"Grandma: hmmm, ok. I think I get it.", "Grandma: hmmm, ok. I think I get it.",
"Dad: Ok...."], "Dad: Ok...."],
@ -482,19 +482,19 @@ var story = {
"Cat: Meow", "Cat: Meow",
"Mom: Look at it, poor thing wants some turkey!", "Mom: Look at it, poor thing wants some turkey!",
"Cat: Meow", "Cat: Meow",
"Cat: (Translation) If you turn the oven past 1000 degrees, something fun happens!"], "Cat: (If you turn the oven past 1000 degrees, something fun happens!)"],
"Cat Story II": "Cat Story II":
["Cat: Meow Meow Meow!", ["Cat: Meow Meow Meow!",
"Mom: What is it, sweetie?", "Mom: What is it, sweetie?",
"Cat: Meow Meow Meow!", "Cat: Meow Meow Meow!",
"Cat: (Translation) Why aren't we cooking fish? I want fish for dinner.", "Cat: (Why aren't we cooking fish? I want fish for dinner.)",
"Mom: Yes sweetie, that's an oven with a turkey inside! We're going to have a nice dinner.", "Mom: Yes sweetie, that's an oven with a turkey inside! We're going to have a nice dinner.",
"Cat: Meow", "Cat: Meow",
"Cat: (Translation) It's like you don't love me anymore.", "Cat: (It's like you don't love me anymore.)",
"Mom: It'll be done very soon, I promise! You can have a few bites.", "Mom: It'll be done very soon, I promise! You can have a few bites.",
"Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow!", "Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow!",
"Cat: (Translation) I don't want turkey, I want fish!"], "Cat: (I don't want turkey, I want fish!)"],
"Mom Talks About Her Bathroom Policy and her Students": "Mom Talks About Her Bathroom Policy and her Students":
@ -604,10 +604,10 @@ var story = {
"Turkey: Male turkeys like their snood intact to attract a mate, and for dominance. Be kind to your turkey. Do not lose the snood."], "Turkey: Male turkeys like their snood intact to attract a mate, and for dominance. Be kind to your turkey. Do not lose the snood."],
"Turkey Fact - Cat Puns": "Turkey Fact - Cat Puns":
["Turkey: Gobble Gobble. I suppose it is too late to ask you not to eat me. But is it too late to ask for you to kick that cat of yours?", ["Turkey: Gobble Gobble. I suppose it is too late to ask you not to eat me. But is it too late to ask for you to kick that cat?",
"Cat: Hey Turkey, it has been a long time. I see you're dead.", "Cat: Hey Turkey, it has been a long time. I see you're dead.",
"Turkey: Kasey, how dare you speak to me. First, you steal my plans for world domination and now you gloat at my passing. For shame.", "Turkey: Kasey, how dare you speak to me. First, you steal my plans for world domination and now you gloat at my passing. For shame.",
"Cat: It isn't my fault you taste so delicious. I'm going to delight in eating your flesh. Maybe if I beg enough they may give me your head on a platter", "Cat: It isn't my fault you taste so delicious. I'm going to delight in eating your flesh. Maybe if I beg enough they may give me your head on a platter.",
"Turkey: Oooh, don't get me fired up.", "Turkey: Oooh, don't get me fired up.",
"Cat: Meow meow meow! The oven is doing that quite nicely.", "Cat: Meow meow meow! The oven is doing that quite nicely.",
"Turkey: Ga-Gobble!", "Turkey: Ga-Gobble!",
@ -656,8 +656,8 @@ var story = {
"Turkey: That's because a group of turkeys is called a gang.", "Turkey: That's because a group of turkeys is called a gang.",
"Turkey: A turkey group may also be called a rafter.", "Turkey: A turkey group may also be called a rafter.",
"Turkey: I'm more of a kayaker personally.", "Turkey: I'm more of a kayaker personally.",
"Cat: Get meowta here", "Cat: Get meowta here.",
"Turkey: That pun was fowl", "Turkey: That pun was fowl.",
"Cat: Purrrsonally, not as bad as yours.", "Cat: Purrrsonally, not as bad as yours.",
"Turkey: Gobble Gobble"] "Turkey: Gobble Gobble"]

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